{"id":2,"date":"2011-01-02T09:14:26","date_gmt":"2011-01-02T09:14:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/andbirds.org\/sc\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2011-04-02T08:17:58","modified_gmt":"2011-04-02T08:17:58","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/andbirds.org\/sc\/?page_id=2","title":{"rendered":"About the Site"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>What is this place?<\/h1>\n<p>Social Commentary (with Hunky Dreamboats!) was created by a group of Jane Austen fans frustrated by the lack of honesty and tired of the &#8220;cult of (faux) niceness&#8221; and cheerleaderish quality of other Jane Austen fanfiction recommendation, review and commentary sites. It is not our intention to be malicious; however, we will be writing honest critiques.<\/p>\n<p>The site&#8217;s title comes from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.harkavagrant.com\/index.php?id=4\">a comic by the fabulous Kate Beaton<\/a> of <em>Hark! A Vagrant<\/em> fame.\u00c2\u00a0 Thanks Kate!<\/p>\n<h1>Meet the Reviewers!<\/h1>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008080;\"><strong>Argus Filch<\/strong><\/span> enjoys quiet nights alone with his cat and <em>Mansfield  Park.<\/em> He hates children, especially dirty ones.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>Empress Maud<\/strong><\/span>, once British princess, Emperor&#8217;s widow, and rightful  Lady of the English, has in recent centuries settled into the  comfortable life of an immortal time-travelling critic.<\/p>\n<p>She dislikes misogynistic assholes and incompetent minions.\u00c2\u00a0 She  likes cats, jewels, telling people what to think, and robots with really  excellent AI.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Lady Christian Henrietta Caroline Acland<\/span><\/strong> (nee Fox-Strangways) is every  bit as pretentious as her name would suggest. When not rowing into enemy  territory to nurse her husband&#8217;s battle wounds, she can usually be  found with her head in a book.<\/p>\n<p>Say, will <span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Fitzwilliam<\/strong><\/span> ever want a heart?<br \/>\nCheerful, his ready blessings to impart?<br \/>\nWill not a mother&#8217;s woe his bosom share,<br \/>\nThe widow&#8217;s sorrow and the orphan&#8217;s prayer?<br \/>\nWho aids the old, who soothes the mother&#8217;s cry,<br \/>\nWho wipes the tear from off the virgin&#8217;s eye?<br \/>\nWho feeds the hungry? who assists the lame?<br \/>\nAll, all re-echo with <strong><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Fitzwilliam<\/span><\/strong>&#8216;s name.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #808000;\"><strong>Martha<\/strong><\/span> enjoys drinking, hosting salons, skydiving and gin. \u00c2\u00a0She lives in  New England with her husband George.<\/p>\n<p>When <strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Miss Kenton<\/span><\/strong> is not presiding over the housekeeping or flirting  ineffectually with the butler, she engages in wistful gazing out of  windows and reminiscing about the past. She enjoys banter, letter  writing, keeping things in good order, and can often be found attempting  to gloat when she is proved right. Miss Kenton has excellent posture  and a very defiant chin.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><strong>Oofy Prosser<\/strong><\/span> is <em>far<\/em> more British than you. He enjoys snappy  dialogue and a distinct lack of brooding.\u00c2\u00a0 Although blessed with a  multiplicity of talents, he has no plans  to go skydiving or learn the  bazooka. In his free time, he is a superhero.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>The Lady  Orlando<\/strong><\/span> takes identitybending to the next level: her current goal is becoming the ultimate feline. An invigorating stretch in the sun, elegantly pointing tail, curling up with her nose in a delicious story, what more is there to be wished for\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>But stay, what is that sound? 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